Monday, December 04, 2006
My mom FINALLY hired someone for her shop.
So im free
YAY!!!
Supposedly...
So yesterday i was enjoying my freedom at home
i slept the whole afternoon away...
then i planned to snuggle on the sofa and watch LOTR on TV after dinner.
BUT
during dinner, my dad was like,
"you still have to go after dinner. we'll go at 7.30"
i almost choked on my food lor
all my snuggling on the sofa plan going down the drain...
and it turned out that the person my mom hired has to go at 8
so im supposed to be there for the rest of the half an hour
HALF AN HOUR???!!!
to pry me away from my beloved sofa and TV
to spend more than 1 hour on the road
JUST TO STONE THERE FOR HALF AN HOUR???!!!
hurz.... how great
so in the end i had to xi1 sheng1 xiao2 wo3
then i almost froze to my death in the building
i didn't bring a jacket coz i thought i was only going to be there for half an hour
you cant possibly freeze in half an hour RIGHT?
WRONG
somemore i stayed there for 55 min!
i was positively frozen
then i made the mistake of drinking some water
the water was COLD!!!!
so then i didn't just have frostbitten fingers,
i had frozen intestines too...
i bet if you cut me up you'll see icicles hanging off them
and i'll constipate to death coz i can't digest anything
omg
i WON'T go again tonight
not even if they give me a million dollars
not even if they begged me with tears rollong down their cheeks
i don't care
i'll superglue myself to the wall if i must
So im free
YAY!!!
Supposedly...
So yesterday i was enjoying my freedom at home
i slept the whole afternoon away...
then i planned to snuggle on the sofa and watch LOTR on TV after dinner.
BUT
during dinner, my dad was like,
"you still have to go after dinner. we'll go at 7.30"
i almost choked on my food lor
all my snuggling on the sofa plan going down the drain...
and it turned out that the person my mom hired has to go at 8
so im supposed to be there for the rest of the half an hour
HALF AN HOUR???!!!
to pry me away from my beloved sofa and TV
to spend more than 1 hour on the road
JUST TO STONE THERE FOR HALF AN HOUR???!!!
hurz.... how great
so in the end i had to xi1 sheng1 xiao2 wo3
then i almost froze to my death in the building
i didn't bring a jacket coz i thought i was only going to be there for half an hour
you cant possibly freeze in half an hour RIGHT?
WRONG
somemore i stayed there for 55 min!
i was positively frozen
then i made the mistake of drinking some water
the water was COLD!!!!
so then i didn't just have frostbitten fingers,
i had frozen intestines too...
i bet if you cut me up you'll see icicles hanging off them
and i'll constipate to death coz i can't digest anything
omg
i WON'T go again tonight
not even if they give me a million dollars
not even if they begged me with tears rollong down their cheeks
i don't care
i'll superglue myself to the wall if i must
9:54:00 AM