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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

OH MY GOD!

I just got attacked by xiaoqiangs twice today! So traumatising.

This morning when I was bathing this xiaoqiang suddenly appeared and scared the wits out of me.

But then I decided to be BRAVE! And kill it. However, the only form of weapons I had was the shower head.

So I just sprayed the xiaoqiang with water, giving it a nice shower.

Sadly, the xiaoqiang didn't seem to enjoy the shower since it turned onto its back and fainted.

After I came out of the bathroom I told my dad to go kill it properly. But when my dad got there, it was gone.

And i thought that would be the end of my xq-adventure.

Well, after I got home, I was happily changing into my shorts when I looked down AND SAW THAT DISGUSTING ICKY XIAOQIANG ON MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

I nearly fainted like that xiaoqiang in the morning. But I didn't. Instead, the xiaoqiang fainted for the 2nd time that day cause I gave it a nice little flick (ok it was a big fat flick) and sent it flying to the other end of the toilet.

Anyway, my dad just flushed it down the toilet. I'd say its that xiaoqiang's unlucky day. But it's my unlucky day too... :(:(

I AM GRUMPY.
6:15:00 PM

Saturday, January 27, 2007



Whee!!!
Sec 1 orientation today!!!!
And I didn't bring my camera!!!! So STUPID!!!!!!!

OK..... i shall calm down...

I feel like posting pics!!!

But these are very old pics lo. Taken 1 month ago... during hol gz prac. haha.














Our pres and vice-pres!












Sec 4s!!!! Ok we were still sec 3s when this was taken











Pammie!! Haha! Her expression so funny.












Stupid pic of shuhui.

I AM GRUMPY.
9:47:00 PM

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Hoho.

Got this from jiaying n irene's dead blog.

mystery of the English Language:

ANAGRAMMATIC ANAGRAMS

DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER

DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:When you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLER

I AM GRUMPY.
12:56:00 PM

Friday, January 19, 2007

I've finally decided to be more hardworking and blog. But now i realised there's nothing much to blog about.

Nothing interesting happened this week lor.

Except on wed i fell flat on my face during PE. But thats not interesting, that's sad and painful. OK maybe its interesting to some morbid people but I'm not giving a chance to show their morbidness.

And today i took that chinese lit test-that-had-been-postponed-for-2-weeks and i still did not study for it. Im so going to fail it. *bangs head on wall*

Oh no. My wound from wed is now discharging some unknown liquid x.

I AM GRUMPY.
9:31:00 PM

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Yesterday was the sec 1 audition!!!
Hahaha. It's actually kinda boring....

At first i was stationed outside m301 so that when someone comes out im supposed to go and tell lydia to get the next person.

Can u imagine a more boring job?

Anyway, a few minutes later i got promoted to fetch next person + put on nails for them.

And i can tell u i became very pro at putting nails on other people's fingers.

Besides the fact that i got to see fingers of all shapes and sizes.

There was this sec 1 whose fingers were thicker than my thumb.

I know its mean but i was like WHOA! and i think my eyes bulged so much i looked like a goldfish.

After about 20 or so people, i got promoted again to be inside m301, in front of the piano.

I was supposed to play 3 notes and ask the sec 1s to sing.

Which was even more boring.

At least when i was outside i could talk to the sec 1s. When i was inside all i can say is: "I'll play 3 notes on the piano and you'll have to imitate by singing it out ok?" and then go PLONK PLONK PLONK while the sec 1 goes AHH AHH AHH.

-____________-

After the audition ended we were all packing up and going home when we realised that a sec 1 leftt her bag behind.

I remembered its her bag coz she got a chao ji talkative mother.

Lydia, yuhui, pam and i were staring at the bag and wondering amusingly how anyone could leave without her bag without noticing.

So yuhui called her( since we had the chao ji useful list we printed ourselves with hp numbers)

And that blur of a sec 1( her name is li weiqi i can still remember) was like: "Oh yeah hor i forgot my bag. Mummy i forgot my bag."

And her mother went: "Oh yeah hor"

I think everyone got the tummyache from silent laughter.

GOSH.

I AM GRUMPY.
5:17:00 PM

Friday, January 05, 2007

OHMYGOSH!

The first week of scool is OVER.

Is time supposed to go that fast?

I seriously think that some monster is chasing it. Or it just sprouted wings and is testing it out.

BLEEERRGGHH.

And and and. Tomorrow is gz audition for sec 1s!!! Goodness. So rushed.

Hope our new sec 1s will be nice and cute just like all nygz ppl!

And hopefully they're good to bully. Not like that hanyi. And cherie.

HMPH. So wu fa wu tian. Senior ask u to come over u still dare to not obey. *glares*

I AM GRUMPY.
7:49:00 PM

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

First day of school!!!!

BLEH

Very very tired now....

It feels so wierd to be a sec 4!

Everywhere i go, i only get to see juniors. :(

And sec 4 sounds damn old. I dont feel that old. Yup. Im still young at heart *grins*

And this year doesn't sound at all exciting.

For the first time in my entire secondary sch life, there's going to be MID-YEAR EXAMS!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *waves hand wildly in air*

Argh...

There's chi. lit tomorrow, which means i'll get to see our new teacher. Hurhur. Mr. Yellow

I think im going to sleep. SO TIRED

I AM GRUMPY.
7:51:00 PM

Monday, January 01, 2007

HAPPEE NEW YEAR!!!!!

Oh GOSH!

It's 2007!!!

ARGH.

I feel like an old hag....

I AM GRUMPY.
11:25:00 AM


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