Sunday, April 22, 2007
The last time I posted was 15 days ago!!!!
That's half a month ago!!!
HAHA! Anyway, Im here to practise my recounting skills! About a series of unfortunate events that happened to.... um.... let's just call her 某某某 to protect privacy.
[But i bet everyone will know who she is because 1) she's the only one capable of such dumb acts and, 2) she'd been announcing to everyone in sight about her sad stories.]
Anyway, to give you a bit of background knowledge, everything started on thursday, when 某某某 was having her chi. lit test. We were supposed to do 2 questions out of 3 and me the poor sai was struggling to finish the test with a going-to-drop-liao-hand. And 某某某 was looking very 轻松 beside me.
So idiot right?!
When 黄老师 told us to put down our pens, i only wrote one point for the last part of the second question, so i was very sad.
Turns out there's someone even sadder than i was.
Cos 某某某 turned towars me with this shocked+really wierd face and my first thought was, "Oh my gosh. She just did something stupid."
And sure enough, she asked, "We are supposed to do TWO questions?!"
Certainly very idiot.
And so ends sad story episode 1.
The very next day, at 6.07 am, I received this sms:
"Omg! I boarded the wrong bus! Eeeee i realised that long later... Then i tried to call my mom, i dialled the wrong no! Omg that person damn pissed.. T.T"
And who was that?
No prizes for guessing. HAHA.
Anyway, she got stranded at some really ulu place. For quite a long time and got dao-ed by 2 empty taxis.
The smartest thing was, she took 188 when she's supposed to take 67.
How very smart.
And that's sad story episode 2.
But the saddest and most traumatising sad story episode 3 happened during recess.
某某某 claimed that she's hungry, so cheryl, 某某某 and I went down to buy food.
And she, being the greatest ego-er of the century, was talking about how cute she is (as usual).
And i think 老天 was too tired of hearing that, so he decided to shut her up.
By making her roll down the canteen steps.
I shall not elaborate on how she fell, cos... i'll feel mean.
Anyway, by some way or other, she landed face flat on the ground. And hit her chin.
At first i just thought it was damn stupid. Cos a lot of people were staring at her and i bet they were secretly laughing.
It was only later that i saw the blood. I thought she bit herself when she fell or something, and we went to the toilet.
She didn't bite herself though, she cut her chin on the floor and ohmygosh it was scary.
So we spent half an hour in the GO cleaning her wound and deciding whether to stitch it up.
In the end we went to KK hospital.
Well, 托她的福, i got to miss eng and maths, sit in miss teo's new car and watch cartoon network cos i accompanied 某某某 to hospital.
And we actually went to the children's department o_O
There were cute stickers of pooh and mickey everywhere. -________-
So now 某某某 got 4 stitches on her chin and claims that she's 毁容ed.
And 老天's plan of silencing her failed, cos she counldn't stop laughing and talking crap.
So..... the moral of the story is, read every word of your chi lit test twice, never try calling your mom at 6 in the morning and, when those two have already happened, never EVER go to the canteen to buy food.
That's half a month ago!!!
HAHA! Anyway, Im here to practise my recounting skills! About a series of unfortunate events that happened to.... um.... let's just call her 某某某 to protect privacy.
[But i bet everyone will know who she is because 1) she's the only one capable of such dumb acts and, 2) she'd been announcing to everyone in sight about her sad stories.]
Anyway, to give you a bit of background knowledge, everything started on thursday, when 某某某 was having her chi. lit test. We were supposed to do 2 questions out of 3 and me the poor sai was struggling to finish the test with a going-to-drop-liao-hand. And 某某某 was looking very 轻松 beside me.
So idiot right?!
When 黄老师 told us to put down our pens, i only wrote one point for the last part of the second question, so i was very sad.
Turns out there's someone even sadder than i was.
Cos 某某某 turned towars me with this shocked+really wierd face and my first thought was, "Oh my gosh. She just did something stupid."
And sure enough, she asked, "We are supposed to do TWO questions?!"
Certainly very idiot.
And so ends sad story episode 1.
The very next day, at 6.07 am, I received this sms:
"Omg! I boarded the wrong bus! Eeeee i realised that long later... Then i tried to call my mom, i dialled the wrong no! Omg that person damn pissed.. T.T"
And who was that?
No prizes for guessing. HAHA.
Anyway, she got stranded at some really ulu place. For quite a long time and got dao-ed by 2 empty taxis.
The smartest thing was, she took 188 when she's supposed to take 67.
How very smart.
And that's sad story episode 2.
But the saddest and most traumatising sad story episode 3 happened during recess.
某某某 claimed that she's hungry, so cheryl, 某某某 and I went down to buy food.
And she, being the greatest ego-er of the century, was talking about how cute she is (as usual).
And i think 老天 was too tired of hearing that, so he decided to shut her up.
By making her roll down the canteen steps.
I shall not elaborate on how she fell, cos... i'll feel mean.
Anyway, by some way or other, she landed face flat on the ground. And hit her chin.
At first i just thought it was damn stupid. Cos a lot of people were staring at her and i bet they were secretly laughing.
It was only later that i saw the blood. I thought she bit herself when she fell or something, and we went to the toilet.
She didn't bite herself though, she cut her chin on the floor and ohmygosh it was scary.
So we spent half an hour in the GO cleaning her wound and deciding whether to stitch it up.
In the end we went to KK hospital.
Well, 托她的福, i got to miss eng and maths, sit in miss teo's new car and watch cartoon network cos i accompanied 某某某 to hospital.
And we actually went to the children's department o_O
There were cute stickers of pooh and mickey everywhere. -________-
So now 某某某 got 4 stitches on her chin and claims that she's 毁容ed.
And 老天's plan of silencing her failed, cos she counldn't stop laughing and talking crap.
So..... the moral of the story is, read every word of your chi lit test twice, never try calling your mom at 6 in the morning and, when those two have already happened, never EVER go to the canteen to buy food.
9:55:00 AM
