Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Dear Room,
we first met on 20 august 2010 and had been getting along really well for 3 months and 3 days. you've provided me with shelter and warmth while i kept you away from the clutches of entropy. i admit that i've neglected you slightly over the past few weeks which caused you much despair when you realised you're about ready to enter a pigsty competition. i thought we made up over the freshly scrubbed, bright and shiny toilet bowl last week, but no... apparently you still have much unvented wrath towards me. but i have to say, it's really a bit 小题大做 when you decided to throw me out this morning. how could you??!! it has really hurt me deeply, i'm afraid. even after trudging 1 hour in the freezing november rain (twice!) in an attempt to get back to you, you still refused to see my utter devotion. the conspiracy between you and your old brother, the stairs, to trip and throw me down was totally heart-breaking. please remember that you still depend on me to shoo away evil dust bunnies and monstrous cobwebs. but i'm ready to forgive you if you are willing to welcome me back with open arms. we still have to 相依为命 for another 7 months. cheers to a happy cooperation.
Sincerely,
your feeling-betrayed tenant
p.s. i promise to scrub your floor this weekend ok? deal?
we first met on 20 august 2010 and had been getting along really well for 3 months and 3 days. you've provided me with shelter and warmth while i kept you away from the clutches of entropy. i admit that i've neglected you slightly over the past few weeks which caused you much despair when you realised you're about ready to enter a pigsty competition. i thought we made up over the freshly scrubbed, bright and shiny toilet bowl last week, but no... apparently you still have much unvented wrath towards me. but i have to say, it's really a bit 小题大做 when you decided to throw me out this morning. how could you??!! it has really hurt me deeply, i'm afraid. even after trudging 1 hour in the freezing november rain (twice!) in an attempt to get back to you, you still refused to see my utter devotion. the conspiracy between you and your old brother, the stairs, to trip and throw me down was totally heart-breaking. please remember that you still depend on me to shoo away evil dust bunnies and monstrous cobwebs. but i'm ready to forgive you if you are willing to welcome me back with open arms. we still have to 相依为命 for another 7 months. cheers to a happy cooperation.
Sincerely,
your feeling-betrayed tenant
p.s. i promise to scrub your floor this weekend ok? deal?
9:13:00 PM
